Why if ol’ Maybelle isn’t fed up to my hairline with SPAM emails trying to sell me penis extenders. PENIS EXTENDERS? What in the world would I do with that? Train it to open my truck door? Hang wet clothes on it? Salute a flag? Besides, I DON’T HAVE A PENIS! And if I did and I wanted to make it bigger I would take things into my own hands, don’tcha know. (pardon the pun).
Now the first time I saw one of those emails I thought it was kinda funny. And shocking. I mean, there I was looking for emails from friends and woa! An “S” toy!!!
After seeing them in my SPAM mail daily for about a year now…I don’t think it’s funny, I think it’s a big fat inappropriate and invasive nuisance!!
What do you think?
… Maybelle
Comedy: Maybelle's Fireside Stories 
I’m thinking spam filter!