Did you ever notice how loud silence can be? A high pitched kinda sound that you can only hear when nothing is on in yer cottage but life itself. The kinda sound that makes you feel grateful for being where you are and where the noise isn’t. No traffic or big trucks roaring under yer windows or sirens screaming at you when yer wanting to just sit quietly and hug yer bear.
I know Bogart feels the same even though he isn’t wearing his voice synthesizer tam o’shanter cap so I can hear what he’s thinkin’. But if a bear can smile, he’s a-smilin’ right now. He likes it when I read him recipes from Julia Child’s cookbook, don’tcha know. Especially the ones made with honey.
I don’t miss having a television. There’s so much else to do. Like fixing something, or painting or sanding or cleaning or mowing or shoveling or planting. Why, with all that extra time, ol’ Maybelle can learn something knew every day. That’s right…Bogart’s teaching me how to speak Squirrel and Chipmunk so I can talk to his friends.
I’m also learning to play the kazoo. After being turned down for last year’s Christmas show at St. Francis of the Sandle church, I’m learning a much valued instrument here in Lake WhaddyathinkImean. And it ain’t just any kazoo. I’m playing my late Auntie Hester’s kazoo. The one she painted green and covered with chicken feathers. She had a gift for fashion all right.
In fact, I’ll be playing a solo in the Bedbug song that Twindle Mumbly wrote for our upcoming Lake WhaddyathinkImean spring festival, don’tcha know. It’s such a pretty love song. Took me by surprise that Twindle had it in him …
Late at night when the bed bugs bite, I’m in bed lookin’ fer you. Late at night when the bed bugs bite, I’m in bed lookin’ fer you. Late at night when the bed bugs bite, baby why do you run from me? Can’t you see I’m in love with you, what’s a little bug or two?
Sure pulls at my heart strings.
See? If I was a-watchin’ television right now I wouldn’t be thinking about my friends, and I sure wouldn’t be writing to you. And although I can’t see you, I know yer there, and that’s a good thing…cause in this big crazy world, it’s good to know we truly are connected like Einstein said. Or was it General Electric?
I always thought Electric was a strange name fer a general. How about you?
Nightie night. Maybelle
2 responses to “Night Time in Cottage Country, don’tcha know”
You’re absolutely right – – – “Electric” is a strange name for a General, but then again, “Appliance” is also a strange name for a Major and so is “Punishment” for a Corporal. Heck, looks like the armed forces are full of people with weird names. There’s even an Admiral Butterfly, a Major League and a Private Restroom.
What will they think of next?
Yer abbsolutely rite. Thanx, Joe. En let us nevr furget…Genral Infurmation. Keep smilin…Maybelle